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August 4th, 2008

Lilli's picture

Gotta love Victor. rofl

Gotta love Victor. rofl

merry_gypsy's picture

I agree.

I think we all need a Victor in our lives. Both for comic relief and perspective.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

TiedyeDreams's picture

Back to School

Today was my first day back to school. I get home and I'm utterly exhausted. This was just what I needed. :D A good healthy laugh. I love Victor :)
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You can't wake a man who only pretends to sleep.-Native American Proverb

Sage Blackthorn's picture

Woohoo! I got first comment for a change!

So if you are having plumbing problems, who do you invoke as you are working on your bathroom pipes, faucets, and drains? Undines or Posieden?

"Sometimes the way you THINK it is, isn't the way it REALLY is at all." --St. Orin--
"If the world is to be saved, it will not be saved by old minds with new programs. If the world is to be saved, it will be saved by new minds and no programs at all" --D

astralmagickian's picture

4TH COMMENT!

I find this extremely humerous.

"So sayeth the lord!"

"Why? were you quoting liber al?"

Ketira's picture

Yes, Victor is funny.

He doesn't mind spirits but is afraid of fairies?

Weird....
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. (Albert Einstein)

demariea_the_midget's picture

they are a little mean to

they are a little mean to him, plus i'm not sure he knows what they are

From a wild weird clime, that lieth, sublime,
Out of SPACE — out of TIME. -Edgar Allan Poe (dream-land)

LegionRat's picture

pet victor for sale?

I want a friend like victor, it boosts my ego. Ok maybe I dont need a victor of my own.

~people are like slinkies, kinda useless but fun to push down stairs~

VegasJhim's picture

No. . . no you don't lol I

No. . . no you don't lol
I have one, we call him Dave . . . but OH MY GODS is he Victor lol

crazycandace's picture

Morse Code

Its like the ghosts are communicating with him through Morse code. They are saying "Victor you need to say away from the paint thinner."

I never get why people are scared of me.

drewyd's picture

Well...

As Christine Kochanski in Red Dwarf once put it...

NIREEK!
RITOOT!
HANUNGA!
SQUEENOOKLE!
=P

- Drewyd Galdron

Cum historia, mutat valde equinox revelat ipsum, primum Lupus Scelestus est. Cum potentia, caenum lupus fundet, mortem iteram, deinde moritum.

RevCoyote's picture

I liked it best

I liked it best when she was making Kryten say it while she was hitting him over the head and driving him into the ground like a tent peg :-), or when she got upset when the noises went out of order.

LegionRat's picture

isacc hayes is dead

Chef is dead. Damn childrens, what will we do? Who in scientology could we ever make fun of now? I mean what person, male or female (or both) could we redicule and loath? We need some sort of monkey that will babble for hours, jump on the furniture and make lame movies. Since Victor is working for this strip we will have to find someone else.But who???

Oh thats right we have tom cruise!

edit: Looks like Bernie Mac finally did something funny.
~people are like slinkies, useless overall, but fun to push down stairs~

Nimja's picture

Hello children...

It might just be me, but I've always found chef a little but creepy. Though I'm sure his chocolate-salty-balls taste great!

*wanders off to find some cinnamon*
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Reality is the dream where you lost control...
Twilight is still going strong - Nimja.com/twilight

Sage Blackthorn's picture

Hey!

There were no comments up when I sent mine in! What else am I suppose to think! ;P

"Sometimes the way you THINK it is, isn't the way it REALLY is at all." --St. Orin--
"If the world is to be saved, it will not be saved by old minds with new programs. If the world is to be saved, it will be saved by new minds and no programs at all" --D

Gibbtall's picture

Sponsors

Shivian!!! You'r being sponsored by Scientology.org?!?!?!?! you sell out /sigh

RevCoyote's picture

Not his fault!

Not his fault. That add block is controled by Goggle not Shivian. I read a couple of other online comics that have the same problem. It's either the ads or having Shivian pay out pocket for the bandwidth, or sell memberships and make this a members only strip.

merry_gypsy's picture

: (

Where, oh where, has Shivian gone? I am sad!
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

Nonnordhiel's picture

:(

The sporadic updating the past few months has been killing me!

Briar Moss's picture

.

So, my agenda and binders for the new school year are covered in OMGs strips.

I wonder how people will react...

coills71's picture

Almost Sept 1st... and no new updates!?!

I can't wait for the new updates...I understand its a lot of hard work, but I keep getting on this site and nothing new. :(

vesta_vesves_star's picture

Sadness

He doesn't mention it on twitter either. =(

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.::"...Secondly, the earth is a Libra." -Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens::.

LegionRat's picture

shivian???

Its been over a month now, getting kinda worried about him.

~people are like slinkies, useless overall, but fun to push down stairs~

Zombie Bear's picture

lol with the way this is

lol with the way this is updating you would think this is gone with the blast wave :P just jokes but im guessing shivan is just getting settled with school, family, personal health, or just creating a rock awesome story arc.

Alex de la Fuente's picture

I love Victor

I think we all know someone who is like that lol

DrkAngel's picture

kinda like crack or caffiene

Must have more comics! Please need more comics!

Bugsy's picture

I miss new OMGs! strips

I miss new OMGs! strips coming up :(

I'm having withdrawl symptoms!

Zaglath's picture

I hope

I hope Shivian's ok.

Ketira's picture

This is *normal* for Shivian.

Check the Forum - it does say there that he updates sporadically. So I check here from time to time and see if the date has changed.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. (Albert Einstein)

Zombie Bear's picture

yeah but i remember a time

yeah but i remember a time whn updated daily actually ment updated daily not large chunks filled in sporadically.

Ketira's picture

This is SHIVIAN's site, y'know....

I know that and you know that. But sometimes Life comes in the way of that. It'd be nice if he had a LJ or Twitter so we could know what's going on with him, but I don't think he has one yet.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. (Albert Einstein)

vesta_vesves_star's picture

There you go

http://twitter....

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.::"...Secondly, the earth is a Libra." -Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens::.

astralmagickian's picture

Its a lie!

When I first found this site, and it had a comic for every day, I assumed it was updated daily.

Lies! all lies!

*cries*

"So sayeth the lord!"

"Why? were you quoting liber al?"

TiedyeDreams's picture

I need a fix

Can't wait till the next strip D:

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You can't wake a man who only pretends to sleep.-Native American Proverb

Bugsy's picture

September 22nd...

...and still no update... I know shivian has a life outside OMGs, but pleeeeeeease! we need an update soon! :'( *sob* the longer he leaves it the more he'll have to catch up on *nods entheusiastically*

crimson's picture

ok well.

i finally managed to get caught up. it only took a week between the strip the comments and signing up and leaving my own comments. :) not bad. and now i can read just a few at a time again. lol

...now if only there were more recent ones. its been almost 2 months.

LegionRat's picture

Wow I hate this woman

http://news.yah...
So you think I can get a prayer of protection vs Palin?

~people are like slinkies, useless overall, but fun to push down stairs~

Bugsy's picture

there's nothing saying we

there's nothing saying we can't test the protection she's now supposed to have now, is there? ; )

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~Blessed Be!~

crazycandace's picture

I think..

I think most of the pagan population has though of those kinds of thoughts against that women...well for those who had seen the video...-whistles innocently-

I am crazy not insane, unless crazy is the new insane then I fit right in. I'll get the yogurt!

Crystal Turtle's picture

No new update...

It's depressing me!

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." ~Albus Dumbledore; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Zaglath's picture

Methinks

Methinks it's about time we had a Pagan run for president.

crimson's picture

we already have but it

we already have but it wasn't a mainstream one. i voted for em last election but see the good that did?

dallas7's picture

Oh My Gods! is dead.

So sad.

And now the comments section, host to a world wide audience, has degraded to localized politicizing babble. The word "hate" doesn't belong here nor is this venue a forum for partisan noise.
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There is no spoon.

merry_gypsy's picture

I think not.

And how silly is this? Perhaps if we all bathe in a vat of bleach, we can come out pure and politically correct! Perhaps there is political commentary because we do not suffer from caput in gluteus syndrome?
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

dallas7's picture

Oh...

OK.
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There is no spoon.

Bugsy's picture

wow....still no update :( I

wow....still no update :( I know shivian must be busy and has a life to lead, but this is getting stupid lol!

I think if OMGz is dead he should tell us, or let us know that he's going to update at some point in his lifetime lol!

**)O(**

~Blessed Be!~

Shivian Balaris's picture

As an official note

As an official note, the rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I am busy, but more-over, I was working to get a better professional endeavor, and when I stress over stuff like paying bills and making sure I can eat next week – my funny tends to goes away.

Fear not, I’m already working on new strips, and yes, everything will be updated accordingly. It might not be overnight (it is a LOT to catch up on) but it WILL happen :-D

Bugsy's picture

YAY!

Yay! glad OMGz isn't dead ^^

bloody economy...*incoherent mumbling*

**)O(**

~Blessed Be!~

Frogger_67214's picture

HE'S ALIVE!!!

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Hand 'im a sketch pad and a pencil and get the desk with the shackles.

Just kidding.
We await your impending comics with great fervor.
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Magic is like weaving a song out of light

dallas7's picture

All write!

I knew my "OMGs! is dead" posting would get a response. Mjollnir strikes!

But what were we to think when the current comic is August 4 with way too many unrequited comments and the last item in the "News" link was about the 2000th strip?

Actually, it was about this site being dead, not Shivian. He had a Twitter item about cleaning out 500 some odd items from his 600 some odd item mail list or something. You gotta have some kind of life energy to do that. :-)

Good luck with the professional endeavor, Shiv!! So glad to hear OMGs! is still in your heart. It most certainly is in ours.
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There is no spoon.

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